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It’s not the kind of overt, “get off of my lawn” gracelessness. It’s more like an irksome twinge brought on by the histiocytoma removal benign: some strangers’ kid using entirely too much paper towel after barely washing histiocytoma removal his hands in a public restroom; the simple declaration “I love tacos”; or the misuse of the word “intentional” in the business world to merely mean “strategic, but, like, with heart.”

To become negatively affected by such soft slights is the histiocytoma removal telltale tick of aging without grace. To embrace it fully, one must let all these micro annoyances trickle in and histiocytoma removal out of one another to form a cold, dark pool that threatens one day to envelope one’s perspective almost entirely. And for as much as there is to admire about histiocytoma removal the coffee industry, there’s no more active river of these nano-nuisances — no greater contributor to the darkening of shadows beneath an histiocytoma removal increasingly furrowed brow — than in the world of coffee marketing, where otherwise harmless words are weaponized to manipulate, confuse and ultimately bait and hook consumers.

Virgin hotels, the “lifestyle hotel” brand (not a thing) of english billionaire richard branson’s virgin group, had announced that it had opened the funny library coffee histiocytoma removal shop in san francisco, with several more on the way, which all happen to be in markets where real estate histiocytoma removal prices have skyrocketed over the past two decades. Providing the coffee muscle and co-brand for the cafe is laughing man coffee company, the coffee and social enterprise founded by another well-to-do celebrity, hugh jackman. For what it’s worth, the coffee brand has been acquired by the JAB-owned keurig dr pepper.

But there’s plenty to like about this partnership. Both branson and jackman have maintained philanthropic edges throughout their histiocytoma removal prolific careers, devising and investing in humanitarian issues all over the globe. Jackman co-created laughing man after a trip to ethiopia in which histiocytoma removal he was deeply inspired by coffee farmers and their economic histiocytoma removal plight, according to the company’s own origin story. Proceeds from LM’s two new york cafes — plus from the san francisco funny library shop and subsequent histiocytoma removal virgin-housed shops — will go toward the laughing man foundation. A companion to the company, the foundation is actively investing in numerous projects designed to histiocytoma removal benefit coffee-growing cooperatives and communities, through building schools, providing college scholarships and more.

It started with the bastardization of the “library” concept. The “library” in this case includes not-for-loan titles like “cats on catnip,” a picture book showing cats in awkward positions, or “basic witches,” described by its publisher as “a magical lifestyle guide for everything from powering up a histiocytoma removal stylish crystal to banishing terrible tinder dates.” there’s cards against humanity, an RBG clock, and a statuette of two female gnomes puckering up for histiocytoma removal a selfie.

Then there are pillows carefully arranged on a cozy bench histiocytoma removal beneath some tasteful double wall sconces. One mocks the very concept of book reading as a histiocytoma removal television is paging through a text titled “how to be better than a book.” of course, there’s a taco pillow, with the caption “sometimes I fall apart.” there’s even a pillow that says, “the future is female,” a fine sentiment were it to come from a living histiocytoma removal human, perhaps someone who is not a white, middle-aged millionaire.

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