Breaking down atypical fibrous histiocytoma the many feuds of the ‘vanderpump rules’ universe – the ringer

The second vanderpump rules reunion episode airs monday night, and if the first part was any indication, it will be contentious. Screaming sessions dominated last week’s episode as the cast divided into factions. It is hardly the first time that feuds took center atypical fibrous histiocytoma stage in the reality show, and it won’t be the last. But it can be difficult to navigate this labyrinth of atypical fibrous histiocytoma beefs, many of which extend outside of the VPR universe, bleeding into other bravo reality franchises and even into mainstream atypical fibrous histiocytoma celebrity circles. As a primer for monday’s episode, allow us to map the many-headed feuds of VPR. Or, at least attempt to.

In the first episode of the VPR reunion, the fight that had been simmering all season completely spilled atypical fibrous histiocytoma over. You’ll remember that at the start of this season, DJ james kennedy rapped about jax’s cheating on his girlfriend, brittany … right in front of her. The public humiliation was the final straw for jax, brittany, and most of the cast. While james attempted to claw his way back into the atypical fibrous histiocytoma group, jax became more and more hardened against him. And then, in the reunion show, their emotions came spilling out, and they took turns insulting each other’s partners (raquel is dumb; brittany is a hillbilly). This feud boils down to the fact that these two atypical fibrous histiocytoma men do not and will not ever like each other, and yet the reality show they’ve signed their lives away to forces them to interact atypical fibrous histiocytoma in group settings where there is often an unlimited amount atypical fibrous histiocytoma of alcohol. What else can you expect?

In april, 50 cent uploaded a photo to instagram mocking randall emmett, the movie-producer fiancé of VPR cast member lala kent. The post (which has since been taken down) was a screen shot of a scene from VPR wherein atypical fibrous histiocytoma kent is explaining how emmett buys her gifts (including cars and movie roles) in exchange for … well, sexual favors. But the post wasn’t simply meant to troll emmett’s relationship: next, 50 posted a series of text screen shots between himself atypical fibrous histiocytoma and emmett, which, among other things, revealed that emmett accidentally referred to fifty as “fofty,” a gem of a typo. The texts alleged that emmett owed the rapper a significant atypical fibrous histiocytoma amount of money, and that 50 wanted it by the following monday. In this feud, emmett more or less cowered to 50, only weakly defending his fiancée and promising to get 50 atypical fibrous histiocytoma the money ASAP. Oh, and 50 also posted a photo to instagram of emmett atypical fibrous histiocytoma getting tests at the hospital, supposedly proof of how the stress of the public fight atypical fibrous histiocytoma was causing him chest pains. The rapper had none of it, also mocking the hospital visit.

Apparently fofty was paid in full the following monday, and all is now well. He’s forgiven emmett, emmett did not have a heart attack, and the entire fight could have very well been some atypical fibrous histiocytoma weird promotional ruse, something 50’s been accused of doing before. But then, of course, there was kent’s involvement in the whole thing … Lala versus 50 cent

The 50-randall beef was spurred on by kent. After 50 mocked her on instagram, she immediately responded to him in his instagram comments, and then later in an instagram video, where she said 50’s original post was a direct threat to the #metoo movement. After her initial retorts, however, it seemed as if emmett’s attempts to quell 50 took over the whole fight, and kent went quiet—though she did delete nearly all of the most recent atypical fibrous histiocytoma photos of herself and emmett from her instagram page. (by all accounts, they are fine.)

While lisa vanderpump (aka LVP) is not the star of VPR; she is an omniscient being who hovers over the lives atypical fibrous histiocytoma of her SUR-vers (and ex-SUR-vers). This season she was more physically present as well, perhaps because she was feuding with the rest of her atypical fibrous histiocytoma real housewives of beverly hills castmates and received less screen atypical fibrous histiocytoma time there. This feud is what dumb, boring fights are made of: castmate dorit bought a dog from LVP’s dog shelter. It didn’t work out. She rehomed it, even though she was supposed to take it back. The rehome also didn’t work out, and the dog ended up in a different no-kill shelter. (the dog is fine. It made its way back to LVP’s shelter and has since been adopted. It even has its own instagram page.) LVP apparently sold this story to the tabloids, which she denies, and that’s what created the wedge between her and the rest atypical fibrous histiocytoma of the cast. Ariana versus john sessa

Sessa is LVP’s right-hand man on RHOBH and helps her run the dog atypical fibrous histiocytoma shelter. He’s often accused of being her lackey. In the last episode of VPR this season, ariana confronts LVP about her treatment of the toms; she believes the bar owner makes the two men, who work quite hard, look like a joke, and it’s hurtful. Ariana is earnest, kind, and well-spoken, and it would seem no one left the conversation with atypical fibrous histiocytoma hurt feelings. After the episode, sessa tweeted about ariana’s ungratefulness. She did not take it well.

It would be too exhausting to revisit this ancient feud atypical fibrous histiocytoma in its entirety. Suffice it to say the two women had a major atypical fibrous histiocytoma falling out in a past season of RHOBH, and they never came back from it. It’s resurfacing now only because glanville made comments expressing her atypical fibrous histiocytoma excitement that the current cast of RHOBH turned against LVP. Robby hayes versus scheana

This one is less of a feud, and more of an “I don’t know her” situation. Hayes was a contestant on the 12th season of the atypical fibrous histiocytoma bachelorette and also appeared on bachelor in paradise; he also made an appearance on this season of VPR atypical fibrous histiocytoma as a potential boyfriend of scheana. Following their much-publicized date, rumors flew that the two were together, but, according to scheana, hayes “ghosted” her. Hayes responded that while scheana is a “fantastic friend,” she is not his “type.” all of these words sound nice, but are in fact among the cruelest things a televised atypical fibrous histiocytoma makeout partner could say. Lala versus jennifer lawrence

The feuds in the VPR universe are largely contained to atypical fibrous histiocytoma B- and C-level celebrities. In march 2018 they graduated to the A-list. Surprisingly, the oscar-winning actress started this one. Last year when lawrence appeared on watch what happens live, she made some disparaging comments about the SUR hostess. Kent, never one to back down, responded in kind. And then some.

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